If you opened it, you have to do it! Now start. (No, you don't, not really. And if you don't, the boogie man won't bother you, Promise)
19 LOVE QUESTiONS
1. Four Names You Go By: (Love question?)
A. Lindsey
B. Mommy
C. Sugarfoot
D. Selfish Bitch (oh I feel the love off that one )
2. Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now: (again, this is love related?)
A. gray pants, pinstriped with pink and black
B. Pink collared shirt.
C. Pink and gold flats
[01] Do you still have feelings for your ex?
A: Not really, I shut those things off. I mean hell, I probably imagined them in the first place knowing my crazy ass.
[02] Have you ever been given roses?
A: yeah, that's standard dating fare.
[03] What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
A: garsh, I don't know. The Princess Bride.
[04] How many times have you honestly been in love?
A: I love my kids. If it feels anything like that only towards a man, no, not quite. I love, but so far, hindsight shows I wasn't "in" love.
[05] Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
A: No. I think you could match yourself up with any number of people. It's a right place right time sort of deal. If you live in china, more than likely you'll find someone to love, that doesn't mean that if you had been in America instead of china that day that you couldn't have met someone else that would make you equally as happy. Too many people for the whole soul mate business.
[06] Whats your current problem?
A: Same old same old. Money.
[07] Have you ever had your heart broken?
A: No. I've been emotionally torn up for a bit, but nothing that i would say is heartbroken.
[08] Long Distance Relationships?
A: They don't work if you are both broke and only one person is willing to travel. awe, hell, they don't freakin' work anyway.
[09] Have you ever seen a friend as more than a friend?
A: It happens on occasion. If you are committed to your exclusive relationship, you cool it with that friend for a while to reduce temptation. Why even put yourself in a situation where you could loose, even if you don't. I i know what I mean even if you don't.
[10] Do you believe the statement, "Once a cheater always a cheater"?
A: Yeah.
[11] How many kids do you want to have?
A: I don't know. Thats and idea i like to toy with, but will not seriously pursue through thought until i have my finances a little less....financigooie.
[12] What is your favorite color(s)?
A: I refuse to pick one. Yes, I'm the sort of person that lives on the fence. Deal with it or get over it, i'm not budging.
[14] Do you believe you only have one true love?
A: I believe i explained that with the whole "soul mate thing".
[15] Imagine you're 79 and your spouse just died, would you get re-married?
A: arg. Probably not. It's more fun to date anyway.
[16] At what age did you start noticing the opposite sex?
A: You mean like actually attracted to it in a sexual way? 15? or just boys are different than girls? cos that be like 2.
[17] What song do you want to hear at your wedding?
A: I don't know. That's not really something I think about. I'm not all that sentimental.
[18] Do you know someone who likes you?
A: and here you claimed this was a love survey. liar. yeah. people like me, some of them. others can't stand me. fine by me. one side out weighs the other. and either way, i'm fine with me and so is my family.
[19] Do you like anyone?
A: Billy Davis is the schools hottest quarterback, i totally like him! Seriously....I enjoy the company of many people in a completely platonic way. if that wasn't the answer you wanted, you should have asked your question better. "Say your right words"
Monday, September 24, 2007
Thursday, September 20, 2007
Not mine, obviously, but a good lesson
The sun was shining on the sea,
Shining with all his might:
He did his very best to make
The billows smooth and bright--
And this was odd, because it was
The middle of the night.
The moon was shining sulkily,
Because she thought the sun
Had got no business to be there
After the day was done--
"It's very rude of him," she said,
"To come and spoil the fun!"
The sea was wet as wet could be,
The sands were dry as dry.
You could not see a cloud, because
No cloud was in the sky:
No birds were flying overhead--
There were no birds to fly.
The Walrus and the Carpenter
Were walking close at hand;
They wept like anything to see
Such quantities of sand:
"If this were only cleared away,"
They said, "it would be grand!"
"If seven maids with seven mops
Swept it for half a year.
Do you suppose," the Walrus said,
"That they could get it clear?"
"I doubt it," said the Carpenter,
And shed a bitter tear.
"O Oysters, come and walk with us!"
The Walrus did beseech.
"A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk,
Along the briny beach:
We cannot do with more than four,
To give a hand to each."
The eldest Oyster looked at him,
But never a word he said:
The eldest Oyster winked his eye,
And shook his heavy head--
Meaning to say he did not choose
To leave the oyster-bed.
But four young Oysters hurried up,
All eager for the treat:
Their coats were brushed, their faces washed,
Their shoes were clean and neat--
And this was odd, because, you know,
They hadn't any feet.
Four other Oysters followed them,
And yet another four;
And thick and fast they came at last,
And more, and more, and more--
All hopping through the frothy waves,
And scrambling to the shore.
The Walrus and the Carpenter
Walked on a mile or so,
And then they rested on a rock
Conveniently low:
And all the little Oysters stood
And waited in a row.
"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax--
Of cabbages--and kings--
And why the sea is boiling hot--
And whether pigs have wings."
"But wait a bit," the Oysters cried,
"Before we have our chat;
For some of us are out of breath,
And all of us are fat!"
"No hurry!" said the Carpenter.
They thanked him much for that.
"A loaf of bread," the Walrus said,
"Is what we chiefly need:
Pepper and vinegar besides
Are very good indeed--
Now if you're ready, Oysters dear,
We can begin to feed."
"But not on us!" the Oysters cried,
Turning a little blue.
"After such kindness, that would be
A dismal thing to do!"
"The night is fine," the Walrus said.
"Do you admire the view?
"It was so kind of you to come!
And you are very nice!"
The Carpenter said nothing but
"Cut us another slice:
I wish you were not quite so deaf--
I've had to ask you twice!"
"It seems a shame," the Walrus said,
"To play them such a trick,
After we've brought them out so far,
And made them trot so quick!"
The Carpenter said nothing but
"The butter's spread too thick!"
"I weep for you," the Walrus said:
"I deeply sympathize."
With sobs and tears he sorted out
Those of the largest size,
Holding his pocket-handkerchief
Before his streaming eyes.
"You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?'
But answer came there none--
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one.
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Excuse me while I blend in with the scenery
More and more I come across people who want to be "the next big thing"
Name in lights, best sellers on the shelves, videos on MTV, fans desperately searching google for a new picture, men drooling at their heels, women flinging panties at their feet, ect.
Sure, the money would be nice. But even then, would it? I can't imagine how stressful those kinds of lives must actually be. How unhealthy they are.
I'm not sure why I don't join in with that fame seeking frame of thought. I believe we should all shine and succeed in life, but is that really success?
I can't help but wonder what the lives of histories most famous artists, musicians, writers, political minds, and war time heroes were REALLY like. Not just the way history was reported but the way it really was. Did they consciously think about being famous? or did they just do what they loved and were lucky enough to be recognized for it? Where they even really recognized for it while living? Oh sure some of them did. Little snippets of glory here and there for some and more so for others.
Was fame back then like fame is now? Surely not. Seems like anyone can be famous these days. Specifically the trashier you are. Yes, there are non-trashy famous people that do great things for the world, but even some of them went through their trashy phase (Angelina Jolie).
So, I don't understand this drive. This lust for the spot light. But I also understand that no two people are exactly the same, so I would never expect some people to be happy with the same things that I'm happy with.
What makes me happy? This question has been raised to me recently by an un-named source. Apparently some people think I'm not happy or am hard to make happy.
I don't need people to make me happy. I make me happy. I find joy in other people but don't expect them to do things for the explicit reason of my happiness.
I find joy in impressing my mother. I may never have my book published, and I don't really care if I ever do, but my mom loves what I've written and that is a far greater award for me than if I were a New York Times best seller for 92 weeks in a row. I know my mother, there is no greater book critic I'm sure. But she likes what I write. And she isn't the mom that just gives praise simply because I'm her child.
I find joy in simply sitting with my children. Just their existence is joy. I worry for them, I work for them, I live for them. And that is as much as I could ever want. The love that they have brought into my world is beyond words, beyond feeling almost, certainly beyond understanding. A love so strong and so bold that at times I wonder if it won't burn out my soul with its brilliance.
That is enough for me.
I find joy in eating dinner with my aunt and uncle. In making them proud. For there are no two other people in my life that have shown me what hard work, proper planning, and real marriage are.
I find joy in my friends. Though friends do come and go and I no longer invest myself quite as much as I used to, I find enjoyment and peace in their company. I am learning to save myself the pain and frustration that often comes with friendship by keeping things casual. No more "best friends" or only one or two friends that I spend my free time with. I suppose you give up the idea of a sole bosom companion as you get older.
I find joy in life in general. How could I see my friends and family if I'm blinded by the spot light?
Where am I going with this? Just that while it's fine for others to seek that center stage position, I'm more than happy down stage among the throng of extras, for my place and effect in this world may not be wide spread, it has its effect none the less. What care I if I'm remembered by people 500 years from now. My boys know I love them, what greater fame could I ever hope to achieve?
Name in lights, best sellers on the shelves, videos on MTV, fans desperately searching google for a new picture, men drooling at their heels, women flinging panties at their feet, ect.
Sure, the money would be nice. But even then, would it? I can't imagine how stressful those kinds of lives must actually be. How unhealthy they are.
I'm not sure why I don't join in with that fame seeking frame of thought. I believe we should all shine and succeed in life, but is that really success?
I can't help but wonder what the lives of histories most famous artists, musicians, writers, political minds, and war time heroes were REALLY like. Not just the way history was reported but the way it really was. Did they consciously think about being famous? or did they just do what they loved and were lucky enough to be recognized for it? Where they even really recognized for it while living? Oh sure some of them did. Little snippets of glory here and there for some and more so for others.
Was fame back then like fame is now? Surely not. Seems like anyone can be famous these days. Specifically the trashier you are. Yes, there are non-trashy famous people that do great things for the world, but even some of them went through their trashy phase (Angelina Jolie).
So, I don't understand this drive. This lust for the spot light. But I also understand that no two people are exactly the same, so I would never expect some people to be happy with the same things that I'm happy with.
What makes me happy? This question has been raised to me recently by an un-named source. Apparently some people think I'm not happy or am hard to make happy.
I don't need people to make me happy. I make me happy. I find joy in other people but don't expect them to do things for the explicit reason of my happiness.
I find joy in impressing my mother. I may never have my book published, and I don't really care if I ever do, but my mom loves what I've written and that is a far greater award for me than if I were a New York Times best seller for 92 weeks in a row. I know my mother, there is no greater book critic I'm sure. But she likes what I write. And she isn't the mom that just gives praise simply because I'm her child.
I find joy in simply sitting with my children. Just their existence is joy. I worry for them, I work for them, I live for them. And that is as much as I could ever want. The love that they have brought into my world is beyond words, beyond feeling almost, certainly beyond understanding. A love so strong and so bold that at times I wonder if it won't burn out my soul with its brilliance.
That is enough for me.
I find joy in eating dinner with my aunt and uncle. In making them proud. For there are no two other people in my life that have shown me what hard work, proper planning, and real marriage are.
I find joy in my friends. Though friends do come and go and I no longer invest myself quite as much as I used to, I find enjoyment and peace in their company. I am learning to save myself the pain and frustration that often comes with friendship by keeping things casual. No more "best friends" or only one or two friends that I spend my free time with. I suppose you give up the idea of a sole bosom companion as you get older.
I find joy in life in general. How could I see my friends and family if I'm blinded by the spot light?
Where am I going with this? Just that while it's fine for others to seek that center stage position, I'm more than happy down stage among the throng of extras, for my place and effect in this world may not be wide spread, it has its effect none the less. What care I if I'm remembered by people 500 years from now. My boys know I love them, what greater fame could I ever hope to achieve?
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
RIP Patcat
Okay, so this the the second time we've been through this.
Date: Sep 17, 2007 11:36 PM
Subject: RIP Patrick
Body: For those of you who do not know, Patrick was hospitalized early this morning for intestinal pains. After x-rays an infection was found in his kidneys. Rush surgery was admitted. Unfortunately he had allergic reaction to his anesthesia. He could not be saved. I don't really know what else to say, but I will keep you all posted.
RIP buddy...you will be missed :(
Of course the first time it was a single prank on one victim. This time, we'll call him Tom, Tom decided to prank anyone willing to fall for a myspace bulletin.
I got a call at midnight because some one fell for it.
Granted neither Patrick nor myself knew of this prank, but come on! First, do you really think that we are going to have a third party post a bulletin on myspace? And if someone did, don't you think that they'd be a little more heart felt? Maybe I can only see the ruse because I knew for a fact that Patrick was fine.
The most annoying part was who called. What were the odds that they really thought I'd pick up for them? After what has happened between that party, Patrick, and myself? No. I had Patrick call back simply to prevent more phone calls.
So, There you go people. Patrick is very much alive, getting ready to start a great new job, and as far as I know, generally healthy and happy.
But I'd really like to thank everyone's concern for his well being when he really was badly sick.
You care if he's dead, but not so much if he might need someone to drop off some chicken soup.
Now that's devotion.
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
I like to feel like i'm being interviewed.
That's why I keep doing these inane myspace questionnaires. Who comes up with these anyway?
57 Girl Confessions ( I personally don't think that this will be that insightful, but what the heck.)
1. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead? Yes'm, it is cute.
2. A big poofy dress or a short party dress? Well, right now i'm wanting to buy a big poofy short party dress, so i guess i'm somewhere in the middle.
3. What would you do if you received a long love letter? Read it, try not to laugh, feel awkward the rest of the day.
4. Group dates or single dates? Group dates. You can always still go home with your date with out the rest of the gang...unless you are into that kind of thing...
5. Do you hate it when guys act different around their friends? Yes, but I don't really ever have that problem. I'm pretty well one of the guys anyway, so they can fart, burp, swear, ogle breasts, whatever.
6. Are diamonds a girl’s best friend? No, but that's not to say I wouldn't like to make one's acquaintance.
7. Is your hair up or down today? It's up because i didn't have time to straighten it.
8. Do you straighten your hair? I do when i want it straight....
9. Favorite mascara? That one that i steal from my sisters...you know...whatever they bought that week.
10. Do you get your nails done? I've tried it. I'm not good at the up keep.
11. Small or large purses? Large enough to carry a small Winnebago
12. In your purse, what are your must haves? Drivers License and other various info cards, phone, keys, lip gloss, lighter...dunno, what ever ends up in there.
13. Jeans or sweats? Jeans, I get to hot in sweats.
14. Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that’s uncomfortable? That's really a pointless question. We have all worn, at some point in our lives, some thing uncomfortable. However, as a general rule, no I dress in clothes that are comfortable.
15. Do you text message a lot? No, periodically, but not enough to come close to "a lot"
16. What would you do if you got pregnant? The same thing I did the last two times I got pregnant. Did I mention that my kids are awesome?
17. What’s your favorite color? The artist in me wont allow me to choose a favorite color. I see the validity of all colors.
18. Heels or flats? I mostly wear flats even though I love heels because I feel self conscious of my height.
19. Did you ever cry during a romantic movie? Not really, no.
20. Would you ever leave the house without make-up on? Oh yeah. I look like crap, but i'll go out.
21. Walmart or Target? I go to wal-mart only because it is closer. I prefer Target though.
22. Do you wear collared shirts? Almost daily to work.
23. Do you like preppy boys? I like funny guys. i don't really care what style they choose to abide to.
24. Do you think lip gloss is the best!? Eh, it's alright if you remember to put it on, but it's alright if you forget.
25. Do you own any big sunglasses? I do. Not just because of the style but they actually do keep the sun off my eyes better.
26. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? if i didn't lolly gag? 10 minutes unless i have to dry my hair then 20 minutes.
27. Do you like to wear band-aids? only when it stops the flow of blood...
28. Do you like skater boys? Again, I like funny guys, if they also skate, well, that's fine too.
29. Do you often wish there was something you could change? There are many somethings I wish I could change.
30. Gold or silver? Silver
31. Do you like to receive flowers? I do indeed. But just as a casual "I got these for you today" kind of thing, not in a "to show my deep, true, powerful love for you" because that makes me uncomfortable.
32. Do you like surfer boys? boys boys boys....gah, I'm starting to think I should have taken this survey when i was 8.
33. Do you dress up for the holidays? For church or something, yes, i do.
34. Do you like to wear dresseses? I love to. I just wish i had a reason to wear them!
35. On a scale of 1-10 how much do guys confuse you? guys don't, particular males do. but the degree varies.
36. In the last 48 hours have you hung out with a guy? yeah
37. Would you date a guy shorter than you? No.
38. Do you like to hold hands? eh, it's alright.
39. What is the youngest you would date? apparently its 3 years..
40. What is the oldest you would date? 4 years. but it's all relative to how much i like the guy.
41. What do you notice when you first meet a guy? if he's funny...how many more times will i have to reiterate that.
42. Is it hott when guys sweat? no, not really.
43. What is the best feature in a guy?A sense of humor. and nice eyes.
44. Do you like making eye contact? not really.
46. Would you kill for chocolate? Probably not. Murder is awful serious and i can get chocolate pretty cheap.
47. Did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a guy? no. not even on my wedding day. just got ready a few hours before.
48. On a scale from 1-10 how fun is shopping? about a 5.
49. Do you freak out if you miss your favorite show? why would i do that...it's just tv
50. Do you yell a lot? Gosh no.
51. Do you wear sweatpants/pajamas to school/work? That wouldn't be very professional now would it?
52. Have you ever dressed unlike yourself to impress a guy? I don't recall doing that, but i'm not going to claim its out of the question.
53. Do you write a lot of mushy love poems? NOOOOO....
54. What makeup could you not live w/ out? eyeliner.
55. Do you fall in love easily?I think i used to, or used to trick myself into thinking thats what i was doing. Not now. I care about people easily and I love people easily, that will never change, but actually "falling in love" I want to take my time about.
56. Do you have cramps? not really.
57. Do you think you have the bestest friend/friend(s) ever? n/a.
57 Girl Confessions ( I personally don't think that this will be that insightful, but what the heck.)
1. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead? Yes'm, it is cute.
2. A big poofy dress or a short party dress? Well, right now i'm wanting to buy a big poofy short party dress, so i guess i'm somewhere in the middle.
3. What would you do if you received a long love letter? Read it, try not to laugh, feel awkward the rest of the day.
4. Group dates or single dates? Group dates. You can always still go home with your date with out the rest of the gang...unless you are into that kind of thing...
5. Do you hate it when guys act different around their friends? Yes, but I don't really ever have that problem. I'm pretty well one of the guys anyway, so they can fart, burp, swear, ogle breasts, whatever.
6. Are diamonds a girl’s best friend? No, but that's not to say I wouldn't like to make one's acquaintance.
7. Is your hair up or down today? It's up because i didn't have time to straighten it.
8. Do you straighten your hair? I do when i want it straight....
9. Favorite mascara? That one that i steal from my sisters...you know...whatever they bought that week.
10. Do you get your nails done? I've tried it. I'm not good at the up keep.
11. Small or large purses? Large enough to carry a small Winnebago
12. In your purse, what are your must haves? Drivers License and other various info cards, phone, keys, lip gloss, lighter...dunno, what ever ends up in there.
13. Jeans or sweats? Jeans, I get to hot in sweats.
14. Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that’s uncomfortable? That's really a pointless question. We have all worn, at some point in our lives, some thing uncomfortable. However, as a general rule, no I dress in clothes that are comfortable.
15. Do you text message a lot? No, periodically, but not enough to come close to "a lot"
16. What would you do if you got pregnant? The same thing I did the last two times I got pregnant. Did I mention that my kids are awesome?
17. What’s your favorite color? The artist in me wont allow me to choose a favorite color. I see the validity of all colors.
18. Heels or flats? I mostly wear flats even though I love heels because I feel self conscious of my height.
19. Did you ever cry during a romantic movie? Not really, no.
20. Would you ever leave the house without make-up on? Oh yeah. I look like crap, but i'll go out.
21. Walmart or Target? I go to wal-mart only because it is closer. I prefer Target though.
22. Do you wear collared shirts? Almost daily to work.
23. Do you like preppy boys? I like funny guys. i don't really care what style they choose to abide to.
24. Do you think lip gloss is the best!? Eh, it's alright if you remember to put it on, but it's alright if you forget.
25. Do you own any big sunglasses? I do. Not just because of the style but they actually do keep the sun off my eyes better.
26. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? if i didn't lolly gag? 10 minutes unless i have to dry my hair then 20 minutes.
27. Do you like to wear band-aids? only when it stops the flow of blood...
28. Do you like skater boys? Again, I like funny guys, if they also skate, well, that's fine too.
29. Do you often wish there was something you could change? There are many somethings I wish I could change.
30. Gold or silver? Silver
31. Do you like to receive flowers? I do indeed. But just as a casual "I got these for you today" kind of thing, not in a "to show my deep, true, powerful love for you" because that makes me uncomfortable.
32. Do you like surfer boys? boys boys boys....gah, I'm starting to think I should have taken this survey when i was 8.
33. Do you dress up for the holidays? For church or something, yes, i do.
34. Do you like to wear dresseses? I love to. I just wish i had a reason to wear them!
35. On a scale of 1-10 how much do guys confuse you? guys don't, particular males do. but the degree varies.
36. In the last 48 hours have you hung out with a guy? yeah
37. Would you date a guy shorter than you? No.
38. Do you like to hold hands? eh, it's alright.
39. What is the youngest you would date? apparently its 3 years..
40. What is the oldest you would date? 4 years. but it's all relative to how much i like the guy.
41. What do you notice when you first meet a guy? if he's funny...how many more times will i have to reiterate that.
42. Is it hott when guys sweat? no, not really.
43. What is the best feature in a guy?A sense of humor. and nice eyes.
44. Do you like making eye contact? not really.
46. Would you kill for chocolate? Probably not. Murder is awful serious and i can get chocolate pretty cheap.
47. Did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a guy? no. not even on my wedding day. just got ready a few hours before.
48. On a scale from 1-10 how fun is shopping? about a 5.
49. Do you freak out if you miss your favorite show? why would i do that...it's just tv
50. Do you yell a lot? Gosh no.
51. Do you wear sweatpants/pajamas to school/work? That wouldn't be very professional now would it?
52. Have you ever dressed unlike yourself to impress a guy? I don't recall doing that, but i'm not going to claim its out of the question.
53. Do you write a lot of mushy love poems? NOOOOO....
54. What makeup could you not live w/ out? eyeliner.
55. Do you fall in love easily?I think i used to, or used to trick myself into thinking thats what i was doing. Not now. I care about people easily and I love people easily, that will never change, but actually "falling in love" I want to take my time about.
56. Do you have cramps? not really.
57. Do you think you have the bestest friend/friend(s) ever? n/a.
Monday, September 10, 2007
My space bulletins
I like them as a general rule as long as they aren't threatening. For example, I really hate the ones that say "I'm checking to see who my real friends are on here, repost this or I'm going to delete you". Well, first off, hopefully, your real friends are the ones with whom you have contact with out side of myspace and you'll already know not to delete them. Secondly, if you have to threaten to remove people just to be sure they still want to be your friend you may need to seek some kind of therapy. And if I am on the end that is expected to repost that, go right a head and delete me. there are several million people on myspace, any one of which can take your slot on my friends list. I won't be heart broken.
Another one that bothers me. It ends up something like "Repost this if you love god and want to prove it". I'm sure the lord is up there keeping tallies of who reposts that. My feelings and beliefs about god are not going to be summed up by a short zealous bulletin.
The last one is more something that bothers me on a different level than the others. The one's previously mentioned just annoy me. This one, it bothers me deeply. The one with picture after picture of abused children and it reads "stop child abuse". I'm sorry, I really don't see putting pictures of those suffering children out there like that. And it doesn't even offer any tips for prevention. No lists of what to look for, who to contact, available resources. If it is just asking me not to beat my own kids it needn't have bothered.
On another note, I really enjoy my on-line journal/blogger thing. I know many people do. I'm just glad that mine really only appears here.
Another one that bothers me. It ends up something like "Repost this if you love god and want to prove it". I'm sure the lord is up there keeping tallies of who reposts that. My feelings and beliefs about god are not going to be summed up by a short zealous bulletin.
The last one is more something that bothers me on a different level than the others. The one's previously mentioned just annoy me. This one, it bothers me deeply. The one with picture after picture of abused children and it reads "stop child abuse". I'm sorry, I really don't see putting pictures of those suffering children out there like that. And it doesn't even offer any tips for prevention. No lists of what to look for, who to contact, available resources. If it is just asking me not to beat my own kids it needn't have bothered.
On another note, I really enjoy my on-line journal/blogger thing. I know many people do. I'm just glad that mine really only appears here.
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Just about one of the most retarded questionaires...still gonna do it though.
How well do you know your husband/ fiance'/ boyfriend?
His Birthday?
July 16, I think. pretty sure.
How long have you been together?
dunno...3 months? less? more? matters not.
How long did you know each other before you started dating?
couple months.
What physical feature attracted you to him first?:
oh it was totally the hair.
Hair color:
Dark Brown
How did you meet?
well, the first time was at walmart sometime last year, but i didn't look at him, litterally, men make me nervous. The second time was at the hospital.
2) RELATIONSHIP STUFF:
How serious is it?
The antibiotics seem to be clearing that up.
Are you "in love":?
LOOK!!! a shiny new nickel!
Do your parents like him:
Mom likes him, Step dad is alright with him
Does it matter?
of course it does. Family first.
Does he let you wear THE pants?
I don't think we are that definitive.
Do you have a shirt of his that you sleep with?
with? no.
Can you picture having kids with him?
You know, that isn't how all women think.
Does he have a temper?
neh.
he's pretty light hearted.
Are you happy to be with him:
sure nuff.
3)SOME OTHER STUFF:
Does he have any tattoo's?
no :( he better get one soon... (oh no i didn't! oh yes i did!) what?
Does he have any piercing's?
No. That is not a requirement.
Does he have any scars that you know of?
a couple.
Is he a party dude or stay at home kind of guy?
some of column a, some of column b
Is he Outgoing or Shy?:
Very Outgoing. Thank god! I'm such an introvert!
Would he hang out with you and YOUR friends?
yeah, i don't see why not. i mean, all my friends rock.
Does he sing?
um...in like a blood curdling way, yes.
Does he snore?
Not so much, no.
His Birthday?
July 16, I think. pretty sure.
How long have you been together?
dunno...3 months? less? more? matters not.
How long did you know each other before you started dating?
couple months.
What physical feature attracted you to him first?:
oh it was totally the hair.
Hair color:
Dark Brown
How did you meet?
well, the first time was at walmart sometime last year, but i didn't look at him, litterally, men make me nervous. The second time was at the hospital.
2) RELATIONSHIP STUFF:
How serious is it?
The antibiotics seem to be clearing that up.
Are you "in love":?
LOOK!!! a shiny new nickel!
Do your parents like him:
Mom likes him, Step dad is alright with him
Does it matter?
of course it does. Family first.
Does he let you wear THE pants?
I don't think we are that definitive.
Do you have a shirt of his that you sleep with?
with? no.
Can you picture having kids with him?
You know, that isn't how all women think.
Does he have a temper?
neh.
he's pretty light hearted.
Are you happy to be with him:
sure nuff.
3)SOME OTHER STUFF:
Does he have any tattoo's?
no :( he better get one soon... (oh no i didn't! oh yes i did!) what?
Does he have any piercing's?
No. That is not a requirement.
Does he have any scars that you know of?
a couple.
Is he a party dude or stay at home kind of guy?
some of column a, some of column b
Is he Outgoing or Shy?:
Very Outgoing. Thank god! I'm such an introvert!
Would he hang out with you and YOUR friends?
yeah, i don't see why not. i mean, all my friends rock.
Does he sing?
um...in like a blood curdling way, yes.
Does he snore?
Not so much, no.
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Habitual Demolition
It is soooo freaking hard to break a self destructive habit. And I'm not talking about a chemical one. I'm talking about personality traits and vices that you have to consciously make an effort to mask and deal with. I want so much not to screw something up and yet, because I can't seem to reign in my temper when I haven't slept well, I screw it up. go me.
Well, I'm doing what I can do. I have lots of important people in my life. I can't live on eggshells, but I'll try not to be a raging bull either.
Not that any of this matters. Well, to me it does, and that's what this blog is all about. Making me feel validated in my thoughts. Because, some how, you are less crazy if you write to yourself then if you talk to yourself.
Figure that one out.
Well, I'm doing what I can do. I have lots of important people in my life. I can't live on eggshells, but I'll try not to be a raging bull either.
Not that any of this matters. Well, to me it does, and that's what this blog is all about. Making me feel validated in my thoughts. Because, some how, you are less crazy if you write to yourself then if you talk to yourself.
Figure that one out.
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
It's just the view.
Terry Pratchett is by far my most beloved writer. His works are the inspiration to at least two tattoos that i want to get. now possibly a third. Please enjoy this clip taken from "Eric"
" It was a tiny piece of matter popping into existence.
Death stalked over to the point of arrival and watched carefully.
It was a paper clip.*"
curious huh? yes, well, now we need some info. A paper clip? lets see what Pratchett tells us in a foot note!
"* Many people think that it should have been an hydrogen molecule, but this is against the observed facts. Every one who has found a hitherto unknown egg-whisk jamming an innocent kitchen drawer knows that raw matter is continually flowing into the universe in fairly developed forms, popping into existence normally in ashtrays, vases and glove compartments. It chooses its shape to allay suspicion, and common manifestations are paper clips, the pins out of shirt packaging, the little keys for central heating radiators, marbles, bits of crayon, mysterious sections of herb chopping devices and old Kate Bush albums. Why matter does this is unclear, but it is evident that matter has Plans.
It is also apparent that creators sometimes favor the Big Bang method of universe construction, and at other times use the more gentle methods of Continuous creation. This follows studies by cosmotherapists which revealed that the violence of the Big Bang can give a universe serious psychological problems when it gets older."
GENIUS!
" It was a tiny piece of matter popping into existence.
Death stalked over to the point of arrival and watched carefully.
It was a paper clip.*"
curious huh? yes, well, now we need some info. A paper clip? lets see what Pratchett tells us in a foot note!
"* Many people think that it should have been an hydrogen molecule, but this is against the observed facts. Every one who has found a hitherto unknown egg-whisk jamming an innocent kitchen drawer knows that raw matter is continually flowing into the universe in fairly developed forms, popping into existence normally in ashtrays, vases and glove compartments. It chooses its shape to allay suspicion, and common manifestations are paper clips, the pins out of shirt packaging, the little keys for central heating radiators, marbles, bits of crayon, mysterious sections of herb chopping devices and old Kate Bush albums. Why matter does this is unclear, but it is evident that matter has Plans.
It is also apparent that creators sometimes favor the Big Bang method of universe construction, and at other times use the more gentle methods of Continuous creation. This follows studies by cosmotherapists which revealed that the violence of the Big Bang can give a universe serious psychological problems when it gets older."
GENIUS!
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
My online thesis
I read an article today about how employers are looking up potential employees on Facebook and Myspace to get an idea of what they are hiring. Brilliant. I'm all for it.
Here is a segment from the article.
"Risqué pictures are not the only way a job applicant can be tripped up. Pictures of illegal behavior like drug use or heavy alcohol use could disqualify a candidate too. Some also suggest poor writing and bad grammar in Facebook profiles and in blog entries can raise a red flag about communication skills. Derogatory comments or complaints or radical political positions also can draw the scrutiny of a prospective employer."
Well, obviously dirty pictures boots you right out of the hiring pool. But lets think. If you want to post trashy pictures of yourself, dandy, do it. Don't get mad when someone you don't want to sees it, Like your mom or your dream company, when you weren't clever enough to put your photos on private or limited veiwability. So, I completely support that aspect of business investigation.
Pictures of drug use and heavy alcohol use. I can see that too. Don't want to hire dr. dave if dave still hits the bong. Or that new architect can't seem to hold his booze.
I have two stances on the next part. Poor writing and bad grammar. First, this isn't a formal forum. No one is out blogging their life and thoughts as a thesis. There may very well be some very grammar savvy people out their blogging away. But to most of us, this sort of writing and communication is the most informal way to let those thoughts out and keep up with friends.
Having that said, I completely understand not tiring someone who writes like :
Hey Gurlz, watup 4 real. 2 buzy to talk. LMAO, ROTFLMAO. I runs over 2 da stoe 2 see U.
and all that equal nonsense. Unless they need code breakers.
But if there are companies seriously not hiring people for random misspelled words and sentence fragments, that is unreasonable. These aren't term papers.
As for the comments, yeah, people really shouldn't leave really nasty tasteless ones. but, you know, it is a place for young people to communicate, what do you really expect. Same with the political views...it's young people...
Still, Kudos to companies for using readily available unprotected public information to do hiring due diligence.
Here is a segment from the article.
"Risqué pictures are not the only way a job applicant can be tripped up. Pictures of illegal behavior like drug use or heavy alcohol use could disqualify a candidate too. Some also suggest poor writing and bad grammar in Facebook profiles and in blog entries can raise a red flag about communication skills. Derogatory comments or complaints or radical political positions also can draw the scrutiny of a prospective employer."
Well, obviously dirty pictures boots you right out of the hiring pool. But lets think. If you want to post trashy pictures of yourself, dandy, do it. Don't get mad when someone you don't want to sees it, Like your mom or your dream company, when you weren't clever enough to put your photos on private or limited veiwability. So, I completely support that aspect of business investigation.
Pictures of drug use and heavy alcohol use. I can see that too. Don't want to hire dr. dave if dave still hits the bong. Or that new architect can't seem to hold his booze.
I have two stances on the next part. Poor writing and bad grammar. First, this isn't a formal forum. No one is out blogging their life and thoughts as a thesis. There may very well be some very grammar savvy people out their blogging away. But to most of us, this sort of writing and communication is the most informal way to let those thoughts out and keep up with friends.
Having that said, I completely understand not tiring someone who writes like :
Hey Gurlz, watup 4 real. 2 buzy to talk. LMAO, ROTFLMAO. I runs over 2 da stoe 2 see U.
and all that equal nonsense. Unless they need code breakers.
But if there are companies seriously not hiring people for random misspelled words and sentence fragments, that is unreasonable. These aren't term papers.
As for the comments, yeah, people really shouldn't leave really nasty tasteless ones. but, you know, it is a place for young people to communicate, what do you really expect. Same with the political views...it's young people...
Still, Kudos to companies for using readily available unprotected public information to do hiring due diligence.
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
Not too bad, though I was hoping for 93
Lindsey: At age 76 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.
http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php
Oh canada... maybe i'll be stoned when i die. it's legal there for medicinal purposes i think.
http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php
Oh canada... maybe i'll be stoned when i die. it's legal there for medicinal purposes i think.
Monday, August 6, 2007
GET ME OUT OF HERE
I've noticed, and been guilty of myself, people complaining about getting out of this town. This town being any town anywhere. As I've aged I've still had the impulse to leave. But in fact what I wanted was not just to leave, but to run away. So, instead of leaving, I have found that making new friends and dumping (quietly and in a non official sort of way) the old ones. This doesn't mean that you start some huge fight with the old friends or anything, but sometimes you just need something fresh. Sometimes its those friends that are making you want to run. Maybe not them, maybe people or situations related to them. All you have to do is stop going to the same old places. There's no where else to go? at all? not a different coffee house in the next one red light town over? Not a park? No close cities? I different field? Come on!
Hell, cut your hair and dye it black or red or go blonde. Any change to help regulate yourself.
Hell, cut your hair and dye it black or red or go blonde. Any change to help regulate yourself.
Friday, August 3, 2007
Tattooed Freaks!
I'm really getting tired of seeing that. I'm really proud of my tattoos, but they in no way make me a freak! It's a cultral thing, tattoos. Sure some people just get a couple because they are cool or pretty. But for some of us, it is a cultural commitment we are making. I don't like that there are people in that culture that insist on claiming themselves "freaks" for having tattoos. Maybe the tattoos have nothing to do with your bad attidude! Don't blame the tats and make those of us who are good, polite, educated people get stuck in the same social gracings as your crude, loud self.
Yes, Be proud of your tattoos. But why Freak? Such a negative term.
Here is a breif history of tattoos that i came accross.
a brief history of tattoos
the word tattoo is said to has two major derivations- from
the polynesian word ‘ta’ which means striking something
and the tahitian word ‘tatau’ which means ‘to mark something’.
the history of tattoo began over 5000 years ago and is as
diverse as the people who wear them.
tattoos are created by inserting colored materials beneath
the skins surface. the first tattoos probably were created
by accident. someone had a small wound, and rubbed it
with a hand that was dirty with soot and ashes from the fire.
once the wound had healed, they saw that a mark stayed
permanently.
despite the social sciences' growing fascination with tattooing,
and the immense popularity of tattoos themselves,
the practice has not left much of a historical record.
---
bronze age
in 1991, a five thousand year old tattooed man ‘ötzi the ice man’
made the headlines of newspapers all over the world when
his frozen body was discovered on a mountain between
austria and italy.
this is the best preserved corpse of that period ever found.
the skin bears 57 tattoos: a cross on the inside of the left knee,
six straight lines 15 centimeters long above the kidneys and
numerous parallel lines on the ankles.
the position of the tattoo marks suggests that they were probably
applied for therapeutic reasons (treatment of arthritis).
---
pazyryk culture
in 1948, 120 miles north of the border between russia and
china, russian archeologist sergei rudenko began excavating
a group of tombs, or kurgans, in the high altai mountains of
western and southern siberia. mummies were found that date
from around 2400 years ago.
the tattoos on their bodies represent a variety of animals.
the griffins and monsters are thought to have a magical
significance but some elements are believed to be purely
decorative. altogether the tattoos are believed to reflect the
status of the individual.
---
egypt
written records, physical remains, and works of art relevant to
egyptian tattoo have virtually been ignored by earlier egyptologists
influenced by prevailing social attitudes toward the medium.
today however, we know that there have been bodies recovered
dating to as early XI dynasty exhibiting the art form of tattoo.
in 1891, archaeologists discovered the mummified remains
of amunet, a priestess of the goddess hathor, at thebes who
lived some time between 2160 BC and 1994 BC.
this female mummy displayed several lines and dots tattooed
about her body - grouping dots and/or dashes were aligned into
abstract geometric patterns. this art form was restricted
to women only, and usually these women were associated
with ritualistic practice.
the egyptians spread the practice of tattooing throughout the world.
the pyramid-building third and fourth dynasties of egypt
developed international nations with crete, greece, persia,
and arabia. by 2,000 BC the art of tattooing had stretched out all the
way to southeast asia .
the ainu (western asian nomads) then brought it with them
as they moved to japan.
---
japan
the earliest evidence of tattooing in japan is found in the form
of clay figurines which have faces painted or engraved to
represent tattoo marks. the oldest figurines of this kind have
been recovered from tombs dated 3,000 BC or older, and many
other such figurines have been found in tombs dating from the
second and third millennia BC.
these figurines served as stand-ins for living individuals who
symbolically accompanied the dead on their journey into the
unknown, and it is believed that the tattoo marks had religious
or magical significance.
the first written record of japanese tattooing is found in a
chinese dynastic history compiled in 297 AD.
the japanese were interested in the art mostly for its decorative
attributes, as opposed to magical ones. the horis - the japanese
tattoo artists - were the undisputed masters. their use of colors,
perspective, and imaginative designs gave the practice a whole
new angle. the classic japanese tattoo, is a full body suit.
---
china
from southern china the practice spread along the silk route.
---
polynesia
in pacific cultures tattooing has a huge historic significance.
polynesian tattooing is considered the most intricate and
skillful tattooing of the ancient world.
polynesian peoples, believe that a person's mana, their spiritual
power or life force, is displayed through their tattoo.
the vast majority of what we know today about these ancient
arts has been passed down through legends, songs, and ritual
ceremonies. elaborate geometrical designs which were often
added to, renewed, and embellished throughout the life of the
individual until they covered the entire body.
in samoa, the tradition of applying tattoo, or ‘tatau’, by hand,
has long been defined by rank and title, with chiefs and their
assistants, descending from notable families in the proper birth order.
the tattooing ceremonies for young chiefs, typically conducted at
the onset of puberty, were elaborate affairs and were a key part
of their ascendance to a leadership role.
the permanent marks left by the tattoo artists would forever
celebrate their endurance and dedication to cultural traditions.
the first europeans who set foot on samoan soil were members
of a 1787 french expedition. they got a closer look at the natives
and reported that ‘the men have their thighs painted or tattooed
in such a way that one would think them clothed,
although they are almost naked’. the mythological origins of
samoan tattooing and the extraordinary cross-cultural history
of tatau has been transported to the migrant communities of
new zealand, and later disseminated into various international
subcultures from auckland to the netherlands.
the hawaiian people had their traditional tattoo art,
known as ‘kakau’. it served them not only for ornamentation
and distinction, but to guard their health and spiritual well-being.
intricate patterns, mimicking woven reeds or other natural forms,
graced men's arms, legs, torso and face.
women were generally tattooed on the hand, fingers, wrists
and sometimes on their tongue.
the arrival of western missionaries forced this unique art form
into decline as tattooing has been discouraged or forbidden by
most christian churches throughout history.
---
new zealand
the maori of new zealand had created one of the most impressive
cultures of all polynesia. their tattoo, called ‘moko’, reflected their
refined artistry - using their woodcarving skills to carve skin.
the full-face moko was a mark of distinction, which communicated
their status, lines of descent and tribal affiliations. it recalled their
wearer's exploits in war and other great events of their life.
---
indonesia
borneo is one of the few places in the world where traditional
tribal tattooing is still practiced today just as it has been for
thousands of years. until recently many of the inland tribes had
little contact with the outside world.
as a result, they have preserved many aspects of their traditional
way of life, including tattooing.
borneo designs have gone all around the world to form the
basis of what the western people call ‘tribal’.
---
india / thailand
hanuman in india was a popular symbol of strength on
arms and legs. the mythical monk is still today one of the
most popular creations in thailand and myanmar.
they are put on the human body by monks who incorporate
magical powers to the design while tattooing.
women are excluded because monks are not allowed to be
touched by them and because thais believe women do not
need the extra boost as they are already strong enough on
their own.
---
africa
in africa, where people have dark skin, it is difficult to make
coloured tattoos as we know them.
but they want to be tattooed anyway, so they have developed
another technique - they make scarifications (this is not really
tattooing, but it is related to tattooing). made by lifting the skin a little,
and making a cut with a knife or some other sharp thing
special sands or ashes were rubbed in to make raised scars
in patterns on the body, it can be felt like braille lettering...
these patterns often follow local traditions.
---
ancient greece and rome
the greeks learnt tattooing from the persians.
their woman were fascinated by the idea of tattoos as
exotic beauty marks.
the romans adopted tattooing from the greeks.
roman writers such as virgil, seneca, and galenus reported that
many slaves and criminals were tattooed.
a legal inscription from ephesus indicates that during the early
roman empire all slaves exported to asia were tattooed with the
words ‘tax paid’.
greeks and romans also used tattooing as a punishment.
early in the fourth century, when constantine became roman emperor
and rescinded the prohibition on christianity, he also banned tattooing
on face, which was common for convicts, soldiers, and gladiators.
constantine believed that the human face was a representation of the
image of god and should not be disfigured or defiled.
---
the celts
were a tribal people who moved across western europe in times
around 1200 and 700 B.C. they reached the british Isles around
400 B.C. and most of what has survived from their culture is in
the areas now known as ireland, wales and scotland.
celtic culture was full of body art.
permanent body painting was done with woad, which left a blue
design on the skin. spirals are very common, and they can be single,
doubled or tripled. knotwork is probably the most recognized form
of celtic art, with lines forming complex braids which then weave
across themselves. these symbolise the connection of all life.
step or key patterns, like those found in early labyrinth designs,
are seen both in simple borders and full complex mazes.
much in the way that labyrinths are walked, these designs are
symbolic of the various paths that life’s journey can take.
---
central and south america
in peru, tattooed inca mummies dating to the 11th century
have been found. 16th century spanish accounts of mayan tattooing
in mexico and central americareveal tattoos to be a sign of courage.
when cortez and his conquistadors arrived on the coast of mexico
in 1519 they were horrified to discover that the natives
not only worshipped devils in the form of statues and idols,
but had somehow managed to imprint indelible images of these
idols on their skin. the spaniards, who had never heard of tattooing,
recognized it at once as the work of satan.
the sixteenth century spanish historians who chronicled the
adventures of cortez and his conquistadors reported that tattooing
was widely practiced by the natives of central america.
---
north america
early jesuit accounts testify to the widespread practice of
tattooing among native americans.
among the chickasaw, outstanding warriors were recognised
by their tattoos. among the ontario iroquoians, elaborate
tattoos reflected high status. in north-west america,
inuit women's chins were tattooed to indicate marital status
and group identity.
the first permanent tattoo shop in new york city was settled up
in 1846 and began a tradition by tattooing military servicemen
from both sides of the civil war. samuel o'reilly invented the electric
tattooing machine in 1891.
---
middle-east
during the time of the old testament, much of the pagan world
was practicing the art of tattooing as a means of deity worship.
a passage in leviticus reads:
‘ye shall not make any cuttings on your flesh for the dead nor
print any marks upon you’. (19:28)
this has been cited as biblical authority to support the church's
position. biblical scholar m.w. thomson suggests, however, that
moses favored tattoos. moses introduced tattoos as a way to
commemorate the deliverance of the jews from slavery in egypt.
---
vikings
it is very likely that the vikings were tattooed.
at around year 1100 the arab ibn fadlan described a
meeting with some vikings. he thought them very rude, dirty
- and covered with pictures.
---
england
explorers returned home with tattooed polynesians
to exhibit at fairs, in lecture halls and in dime museums,
to demonstrate the height of european civilization compared
to the ‘primitive natives’.
after captain cook returned from his voyage to polynesia
tattooing became a tradition in the british navy.
by the middle of the 18th century most british ports had
at least one professional tattoo artist in residence.
in 1862, the prince of wales, later to become king edward VII,
received his first tattoo - a jerusalem cross - on his arm.
he started a tattoo fad among the aristocracy when he was
tattooed before ascending to the throne.
in 1882, his sons, the duke of clarence and the duke of york
were tattooed by the japanese master tattooist, hori chiyo.
---
france
in the 18th century, many french sailors returning from voyages
in the south pacific had been tattooed.
in 1861, french naval surgeon, maurice berchon, published a study
on the medical complications of tattooing.
after this, the navy and army banned tattooing within their ranks.
stereotypical and sensationalised association of tattoo design
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
sailor
sailors on their ships returned home with their own tattoos...
usually of a very basic style that only uses a minimum amount
of details making the tattoos look quite two dimensional and flat.
this often gives a cartoonish feeling and typical motifs would be flowers,
hearts, mermaids, ships, anchors, snakes, birds, and names.
criminality
for a long time, tattooing was the preserve of sailors and...
criminals!
in prison, the tattoo - professionally done and homemade-
indelibly imprint on their bodies what these men desire in their
souls: autonomy and identity.
the ultimate symbol for gang members are their gang tattoos,
getting a permanent mark is a sign of showing total commitment to
the gang. these tattoos can reveal lots of things, like,
who you are/what gang you're in/ what your beliefs are (racist etc..),
what you have done, where you have been, how many years
you have been in jail (also referred to as ‘dead time’) and even
things like how many you have killed.
known symbols include teardrops under the eye as well as spider
webs on the elbows to symbolize people killed.
circus
the popularity of tattooing during the latter part of the nineteenth
century and the first half of the twentieth century owed much to
the circus. when circuses prospered, tattooing prospered.
for over 70 years every major circus employed several completely
tattooed people. some were exhibited in sideshows;
others performed traditional circus acts such as juggling and
sword swallowing.
---------------
tattoo flash
as with other artistic mediums and cultural developments,
vocabulary continually evolves, reflecting the depth and potential
of body marking and of the contemporary imagination.
in recent years tattooing has emerged to the forefront of popular
consciousness. today a tattoo ‘flash’, is a folder of tattoo-artwork by
tattoo artists. styles range from the traditional and vernacular to
the sacred and innovative.
Yes, Be proud of your tattoos. But why Freak? Such a negative term.
Here is a breif history of tattoos that i came accross.
a brief history of tattoos
the word tattoo is said to has two major derivations- from
the polynesian word ‘ta’ which means striking something
and the tahitian word ‘tatau’ which means ‘to mark something’.
the history of tattoo began over 5000 years ago and is as
diverse as the people who wear them.
tattoos are created by inserting colored materials beneath
the skins surface. the first tattoos probably were created
by accident. someone had a small wound, and rubbed it
with a hand that was dirty with soot and ashes from the fire.
once the wound had healed, they saw that a mark stayed
permanently.
despite the social sciences' growing fascination with tattooing,
and the immense popularity of tattoos themselves,
the practice has not left much of a historical record.
---
bronze age
in 1991, a five thousand year old tattooed man ‘ötzi the ice man’
made the headlines of newspapers all over the world when
his frozen body was discovered on a mountain between
austria and italy.
this is the best preserved corpse of that period ever found.
the skin bears 57 tattoos: a cross on the inside of the left knee,
six straight lines 15 centimeters long above the kidneys and
numerous parallel lines on the ankles.
the position of the tattoo marks suggests that they were probably
applied for therapeutic reasons (treatment of arthritis).
---
pazyryk culture
in 1948, 120 miles north of the border between russia and
china, russian archeologist sergei rudenko began excavating
a group of tombs, or kurgans, in the high altai mountains of
western and southern siberia. mummies were found that date
from around 2400 years ago.
the tattoos on their bodies represent a variety of animals.
the griffins and monsters are thought to have a magical
significance but some elements are believed to be purely
decorative. altogether the tattoos are believed to reflect the
status of the individual.
---
egypt
written records, physical remains, and works of art relevant to
egyptian tattoo have virtually been ignored by earlier egyptologists
influenced by prevailing social attitudes toward the medium.
today however, we know that there have been bodies recovered
dating to as early XI dynasty exhibiting the art form of tattoo.
in 1891, archaeologists discovered the mummified remains
of amunet, a priestess of the goddess hathor, at thebes who
lived some time between 2160 BC and 1994 BC.
this female mummy displayed several lines and dots tattooed
about her body - grouping dots and/or dashes were aligned into
abstract geometric patterns. this art form was restricted
to women only, and usually these women were associated
with ritualistic practice.
the egyptians spread the practice of tattooing throughout the world.
the pyramid-building third and fourth dynasties of egypt
developed international nations with crete, greece, persia,
and arabia. by 2,000 BC the art of tattooing had stretched out all the
way to southeast asia .
the ainu (western asian nomads) then brought it with them
as they moved to japan.
---
japan
the earliest evidence of tattooing in japan is found in the form
of clay figurines which have faces painted or engraved to
represent tattoo marks. the oldest figurines of this kind have
been recovered from tombs dated 3,000 BC or older, and many
other such figurines have been found in tombs dating from the
second and third millennia BC.
these figurines served as stand-ins for living individuals who
symbolically accompanied the dead on their journey into the
unknown, and it is believed that the tattoo marks had religious
or magical significance.
the first written record of japanese tattooing is found in a
chinese dynastic history compiled in 297 AD.
the japanese were interested in the art mostly for its decorative
attributes, as opposed to magical ones. the horis - the japanese
tattoo artists - were the undisputed masters. their use of colors,
perspective, and imaginative designs gave the practice a whole
new angle. the classic japanese tattoo, is a full body suit.
---
china
from southern china the practice spread along the silk route.
---
polynesia
in pacific cultures tattooing has a huge historic significance.
polynesian tattooing is considered the most intricate and
skillful tattooing of the ancient world.
polynesian peoples, believe that a person's mana, their spiritual
power or life force, is displayed through their tattoo.
the vast majority of what we know today about these ancient
arts has been passed down through legends, songs, and ritual
ceremonies. elaborate geometrical designs which were often
added to, renewed, and embellished throughout the life of the
individual until they covered the entire body.
in samoa, the tradition of applying tattoo, or ‘tatau’, by hand,
has long been defined by rank and title, with chiefs and their
assistants, descending from notable families in the proper birth order.
the tattooing ceremonies for young chiefs, typically conducted at
the onset of puberty, were elaborate affairs and were a key part
of their ascendance to a leadership role.
the permanent marks left by the tattoo artists would forever
celebrate their endurance and dedication to cultural traditions.
the first europeans who set foot on samoan soil were members
of a 1787 french expedition. they got a closer look at the natives
and reported that ‘the men have their thighs painted or tattooed
in such a way that one would think them clothed,
although they are almost naked’. the mythological origins of
samoan tattooing and the extraordinary cross-cultural history
of tatau has been transported to the migrant communities of
new zealand, and later disseminated into various international
subcultures from auckland to the netherlands.
the hawaiian people had their traditional tattoo art,
known as ‘kakau’. it served them not only for ornamentation
and distinction, but to guard their health and spiritual well-being.
intricate patterns, mimicking woven reeds or other natural forms,
graced men's arms, legs, torso and face.
women were generally tattooed on the hand, fingers, wrists
and sometimes on their tongue.
the arrival of western missionaries forced this unique art form
into decline as tattooing has been discouraged or forbidden by
most christian churches throughout history.
---
new zealand
the maori of new zealand had created one of the most impressive
cultures of all polynesia. their tattoo, called ‘moko’, reflected their
refined artistry - using their woodcarving skills to carve skin.
the full-face moko was a mark of distinction, which communicated
their status, lines of descent and tribal affiliations. it recalled their
wearer's exploits in war and other great events of their life.
---
indonesia
borneo is one of the few places in the world where traditional
tribal tattooing is still practiced today just as it has been for
thousands of years. until recently many of the inland tribes had
little contact with the outside world.
as a result, they have preserved many aspects of their traditional
way of life, including tattooing.
borneo designs have gone all around the world to form the
basis of what the western people call ‘tribal’.
---
india / thailand
hanuman in india was a popular symbol of strength on
arms and legs. the mythical monk is still today one of the
most popular creations in thailand and myanmar.
they are put on the human body by monks who incorporate
magical powers to the design while tattooing.
women are excluded because monks are not allowed to be
touched by them and because thais believe women do not
need the extra boost as they are already strong enough on
their own.
---
africa
in africa, where people have dark skin, it is difficult to make
coloured tattoos as we know them.
but they want to be tattooed anyway, so they have developed
another technique - they make scarifications (this is not really
tattooing, but it is related to tattooing). made by lifting the skin a little,
and making a cut with a knife or some other sharp thing
special sands or ashes were rubbed in to make raised scars
in patterns on the body, it can be felt like braille lettering...
these patterns often follow local traditions.
---
ancient greece and rome
the greeks learnt tattooing from the persians.
their woman were fascinated by the idea of tattoos as
exotic beauty marks.
the romans adopted tattooing from the greeks.
roman writers such as virgil, seneca, and galenus reported that
many slaves and criminals were tattooed.
a legal inscription from ephesus indicates that during the early
roman empire all slaves exported to asia were tattooed with the
words ‘tax paid’.
greeks and romans also used tattooing as a punishment.
early in the fourth century, when constantine became roman emperor
and rescinded the prohibition on christianity, he also banned tattooing
on face, which was common for convicts, soldiers, and gladiators.
constantine believed that the human face was a representation of the
image of god and should not be disfigured or defiled.
---
the celts
were a tribal people who moved across western europe in times
around 1200 and 700 B.C. they reached the british Isles around
400 B.C. and most of what has survived from their culture is in
the areas now known as ireland, wales and scotland.
celtic culture was full of body art.
permanent body painting was done with woad, which left a blue
design on the skin. spirals are very common, and they can be single,
doubled or tripled. knotwork is probably the most recognized form
of celtic art, with lines forming complex braids which then weave
across themselves. these symbolise the connection of all life.
step or key patterns, like those found in early labyrinth designs,
are seen both in simple borders and full complex mazes.
much in the way that labyrinths are walked, these designs are
symbolic of the various paths that life’s journey can take.
---
central and south america
in peru, tattooed inca mummies dating to the 11th century
have been found. 16th century spanish accounts of mayan tattooing
in mexico and central americareveal tattoos to be a sign of courage.
when cortez and his conquistadors arrived on the coast of mexico
in 1519 they were horrified to discover that the natives
not only worshipped devils in the form of statues and idols,
but had somehow managed to imprint indelible images of these
idols on their skin. the spaniards, who had never heard of tattooing,
recognized it at once as the work of satan.
the sixteenth century spanish historians who chronicled the
adventures of cortez and his conquistadors reported that tattooing
was widely practiced by the natives of central america.
---
north america
early jesuit accounts testify to the widespread practice of
tattooing among native americans.
among the chickasaw, outstanding warriors were recognised
by their tattoos. among the ontario iroquoians, elaborate
tattoos reflected high status. in north-west america,
inuit women's chins were tattooed to indicate marital status
and group identity.
the first permanent tattoo shop in new york city was settled up
in 1846 and began a tradition by tattooing military servicemen
from both sides of the civil war. samuel o'reilly invented the electric
tattooing machine in 1891.
---
middle-east
during the time of the old testament, much of the pagan world
was practicing the art of tattooing as a means of deity worship.
a passage in leviticus reads:
‘ye shall not make any cuttings on your flesh for the dead nor
print any marks upon you’. (19:28)
this has been cited as biblical authority to support the church's
position. biblical scholar m.w. thomson suggests, however, that
moses favored tattoos. moses introduced tattoos as a way to
commemorate the deliverance of the jews from slavery in egypt.
---
vikings
it is very likely that the vikings were tattooed.
at around year 1100 the arab ibn fadlan described a
meeting with some vikings. he thought them very rude, dirty
- and covered with pictures.
---
england
explorers returned home with tattooed polynesians
to exhibit at fairs, in lecture halls and in dime museums,
to demonstrate the height of european civilization compared
to the ‘primitive natives’.
after captain cook returned from his voyage to polynesia
tattooing became a tradition in the british navy.
by the middle of the 18th century most british ports had
at least one professional tattoo artist in residence.
in 1862, the prince of wales, later to become king edward VII,
received his first tattoo - a jerusalem cross - on his arm.
he started a tattoo fad among the aristocracy when he was
tattooed before ascending to the throne.
in 1882, his sons, the duke of clarence and the duke of york
were tattooed by the japanese master tattooist, hori chiyo.
---
france
in the 18th century, many french sailors returning from voyages
in the south pacific had been tattooed.
in 1861, french naval surgeon, maurice berchon, published a study
on the medical complications of tattooing.
after this, the navy and army banned tattooing within their ranks.
stereotypical and sensationalised association of tattoo design
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sailor
sailors on their ships returned home with their own tattoos...
usually of a very basic style that only uses a minimum amount
of details making the tattoos look quite two dimensional and flat.
this often gives a cartoonish feeling and typical motifs would be flowers,
hearts, mermaids, ships, anchors, snakes, birds, and names.
criminality
for a long time, tattooing was the preserve of sailors and...
criminals!
in prison, the tattoo - professionally done and homemade-
indelibly imprint on their bodies what these men desire in their
souls: autonomy and identity.
the ultimate symbol for gang members are their gang tattoos,
getting a permanent mark is a sign of showing total commitment to
the gang. these tattoos can reveal lots of things, like,
who you are/what gang you're in/ what your beliefs are (racist etc..),
what you have done, where you have been, how many years
you have been in jail (also referred to as ‘dead time’) and even
things like how many you have killed.
known symbols include teardrops under the eye as well as spider
webs on the elbows to symbolize people killed.
circus
the popularity of tattooing during the latter part of the nineteenth
century and the first half of the twentieth century owed much to
the circus. when circuses prospered, tattooing prospered.
for over 70 years every major circus employed several completely
tattooed people. some were exhibited in sideshows;
others performed traditional circus acts such as juggling and
sword swallowing.
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tattoo flash
as with other artistic mediums and cultural developments,
vocabulary continually evolves, reflecting the depth and potential
of body marking and of the contemporary imagination.
in recent years tattooing has emerged to the forefront of popular
consciousness. today a tattoo ‘flash’, is a folder of tattoo-artwork by
tattoo artists. styles range from the traditional and vernacular to
the sacred and innovative.
Thursday, August 2, 2007
Eh, why not.
These are supposedly 40 questions no one would EVER think to ask. This is of course a myspace bulletin survey, and knowing me, I doubt any one of these is going to throw me off.
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you said?
haha, my hair is all crazy in the back.
2. When is the next time you will make out?
Probably tonight. :) You so didn't want to know that.
3. What's a word that rhymes with "LUCK"?
Muck. Like muck rakers. Quit being shitty people.
4. What's your favorite planet?
Jupiter. I like the big eye part. I think it's the most artistic looking of all the planets.
5. Who's the 2nd person on your missed calls list?
Patrick.
6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?
hmmm.... The "Come on Eileen" cover.
7. What shirt are you wearing right now
White. Like your skivvies.
8. What do you "label" yourself as?
My butt itches...
9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
Old Navy. Cheap, Flat, and good for office junk.
10. Bright or dark room?
For what? I mean, you don't exactly give a lot of explanation. What if you mean for murder? or sex? or painting? I'm going to say I prefer a room with task appropriate lighting.
11. What do you think about the person who last took this survey?
Eh, she's all right for a chick. Kidding. or am i?....
12. If you're alone in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep on?
The one furthest from the door. I want my attackers to have to put forth effort.
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
I was asleep. I think the baby came in about that time, which was fine. Me hates to sleep alone.
14.What did the last text message on your phone say?
That's good.
15. What just so happens to be the best song in the world?
In the world? I hardly think I am well versed enough in Music History to make that call. There are a ton of songs that I love, from many different genres. No, I refuse to award best song in the world to any song.
16. What's a word or phrase that you say a lot?
ARG! (like charlie brown, not captain jack)
17.Who told you he/she loved you last?
Fletcher :) Today was his first day of kindergarten :( and :)
18. Last furry thing you touched?
There was something weird in that sippy cup i found behind the dryer...
19. How many drugs have you done in the past 3 days?
I took a Tylenol yesterday and the day before.
20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
probably 5 or 6 from a while back. Now I have my broken digital camera! just the LCD screen is cracked. other than that it's fully functional.
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
6...yeah...that was some good times.
21. Hats or beanies?
Boleros. old school, not emo.
22. Your worst enemy?
The four horsemen
23. What is your current desktop picture?
it's a Marvel x-men collage I got from Marvel.com. It's very actiony and has lots of colors. Makes finding icons fun!
24. What is the last thing you said to someone?
Sure thing! I'll get right on it!
26. Do you love someone?
That I do. Many someones.
27. Last song you listened to?
Oh boy- Buddy Holly
28. If the last person you spoke to on the phone was getting shot at, what would you do?
I'd call 911 fool. Even if i hated them. It's your duty to do that. Karma and Christ, yo.
30. Do you do the games in the ads on myspace?
on occasion if it's something funny like shaving a leg or something.
31. What are your favorite Pjs?
Over sized shirts. Especially if they smell like coconut.
32. What do you do when you pass graveyards?
Look to see if there are any old, big, pretty tomb stones or monuments.
33. Have you ever seen a shooting star?
Oh yeah. lots.
34. How old do you think you'll live to be?
93 if i stop smoking again. unless i get et by sharks. and i'm good on that unless the land shark finds me.
or unless i get shot, hit by a car, wreck on a motorcylce, raped and murdered, ect...
35. Song lyrics stuck in your head?
" I'm a goofy goober Rock!"
"Rolling down the sand dunes"
"On my hands and my knees
Lost all my dignity
Just made a pathetic prayer
Need someone to hold my hair
A fearsome substance abuse
But there's so much to choose
Can't even crawl straight home
Can't get the keys in the door "
"If I cut off your arms and cut off your legs, would you still love me anyway?"
"You make me want to walk like a camel"
sorry you asked me this yet? I'll save you from the rest of it. My brain is always like 15 juke boxes playing simultaneously.
37. What do you put on your hamburgers?
Cheese first off. Then I like Ketsup and Dill Pickles. If i'm feeling fancy we'll add some lettuce and tomato, and possibly, if the mood hits me just right, some bacon and mustard.
38. Do you eat raw hot dogs?
not in a long time. My kids do though.
39. Do you like sushi?
not what i have tried. Way to chewy. Gives me time to think about what i just put in my mouth.
40. How much salad dressing do you put on your salad?
So much that one wonders if there is indeed salad.
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you said?
haha, my hair is all crazy in the back.
2. When is the next time you will make out?
Probably tonight. :) You so didn't want to know that.
3. What's a word that rhymes with "LUCK"?
Muck. Like muck rakers. Quit being shitty people.
4. What's your favorite planet?
Jupiter. I like the big eye part. I think it's the most artistic looking of all the planets.
5. Who's the 2nd person on your missed calls list?
Patrick.
6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?
hmmm.... The "Come on Eileen" cover.
7. What shirt are you wearing right now
White. Like your skivvies.
8. What do you "label" yourself as?
My butt itches...
9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
Old Navy. Cheap, Flat, and good for office junk.
10. Bright or dark room?
For what? I mean, you don't exactly give a lot of explanation. What if you mean for murder? or sex? or painting? I'm going to say I prefer a room with task appropriate lighting.
11. What do you think about the person who last took this survey?
Eh, she's all right for a chick. Kidding. or am i?....
12. If you're alone in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep on?
The one furthest from the door. I want my attackers to have to put forth effort.
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
I was asleep. I think the baby came in about that time, which was fine. Me hates to sleep alone.
14.What did the last text message on your phone say?
That's good.
15. What just so happens to be the best song in the world?
In the world? I hardly think I am well versed enough in Music History to make that call. There are a ton of songs that I love, from many different genres. No, I refuse to award best song in the world to any song.
16. What's a word or phrase that you say a lot?
ARG! (like charlie brown, not captain jack)
17.Who told you he/she loved you last?
Fletcher :) Today was his first day of kindergarten :( and :)
18. Last furry thing you touched?
There was something weird in that sippy cup i found behind the dryer...
19. How many drugs have you done in the past 3 days?
I took a Tylenol yesterday and the day before.
20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
probably 5 or 6 from a while back. Now I have my broken digital camera! just the LCD screen is cracked. other than that it's fully functional.
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
6...yeah...that was some good times.
21. Hats or beanies?
Boleros. old school, not emo.
22. Your worst enemy?
The four horsemen
23. What is your current desktop picture?
it's a Marvel x-men collage I got from Marvel.com. It's very actiony and has lots of colors. Makes finding icons fun!
24. What is the last thing you said to someone?
Sure thing! I'll get right on it!
26. Do you love someone?
That I do. Many someones.
27. Last song you listened to?
Oh boy- Buddy Holly
28. If the last person you spoke to on the phone was getting shot at, what would you do?
I'd call 911 fool. Even if i hated them. It's your duty to do that. Karma and Christ, yo.
30. Do you do the games in the ads on myspace?
on occasion if it's something funny like shaving a leg or something.
31. What are your favorite Pjs?
Over sized shirts. Especially if they smell like coconut.
32. What do you do when you pass graveyards?
Look to see if there are any old, big, pretty tomb stones or monuments.
33. Have you ever seen a shooting star?
Oh yeah. lots.
34. How old do you think you'll live to be?
93 if i stop smoking again. unless i get et by sharks. and i'm good on that unless the land shark finds me.
or unless i get shot, hit by a car, wreck on a motorcylce, raped and murdered, ect...
35. Song lyrics stuck in your head?
" I'm a goofy goober Rock!"
"Rolling down the sand dunes"
"On my hands and my knees
Lost all my dignity
Just made a pathetic prayer
Need someone to hold my hair
A fearsome substance abuse
But there's so much to choose
Can't even crawl straight home
Can't get the keys in the door "
"If I cut off your arms and cut off your legs, would you still love me anyway?"
"You make me want to walk like a camel"
sorry you asked me this yet? I'll save you from the rest of it. My brain is always like 15 juke boxes playing simultaneously.
37. What do you put on your hamburgers?
Cheese first off. Then I like Ketsup and Dill Pickles. If i'm feeling fancy we'll add some lettuce and tomato, and possibly, if the mood hits me just right, some bacon and mustard.
38. Do you eat raw hot dogs?
not in a long time. My kids do though.
39. Do you like sushi?
not what i have tried. Way to chewy. Gives me time to think about what i just put in my mouth.
40. How much salad dressing do you put on your salad?
So much that one wonders if there is indeed salad.
Buddhist Wisdom
Better
than if there were thousands
of meaningless verses is
one
meaningful
verse
that on hearing
brings peace.
And better than chanting hundreds
of meaningless verses is
one Dhamma-saying
that on hearing
brings peace.
than if there were thousands
of meaningless verses is
one
meaningful
verse
that on hearing
brings peace.
And better than chanting hundreds
of meaningless verses is
one Dhamma-saying
that on hearing
brings peace.
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