Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Hey Carta woe carta!
Current mood: devious
I like the carta bus thing.
wow, i just got off the bus with some grade A trashiness :) You have to love it.
Picture yourself a nice 5'4" 80 pound white girl in a midriff shirt and her 220 pound overall wearing boytoy. I've nothing against this look mind you, just setting the scene.
She was so proud of herself, bragging to the black woman with her jazzy bound old man. Apparently she is no longer allowed on a certain downtown business's property. Why? For cussing a woman and threatening to cut her with something in her purse (which was one of those shiny silver tiny clutch bag things).
And then, I quote her boyfriend, "boy, you give somebody from the ghetto a little authority and they think theys somebody"
to which she responds "if they made ME manager of the taco bell i'd shut that hell hole down"
"and fire that nasty bitch"
It was classy. Of course they continued. This was a monumental ordeal!
They were talking about the woman that she cussed and apparently she said something like "nobody raises their voice to me".
Well dear oh dear! She did not just tell little trashy to back off!
The guy mocks her in their grand story telling saying "oh no body raises a voice to her, she's somebody!"
Indeed.
It was funny the white trash redneck trying to explain to the trashy black people about how people from the ghetto can't get authority with out thinking "theys somebody"
To add to the flavor of the situation they continued into a story about how the trashy fight girl and the good ol' boy are getting married so she could move into his halfway house.
Apparently that's a step up from where she is currently
Then to top it off i pulled the string to signal i want the bus to stop at my stop
so the driver turns it off and says "does anyone want off at the library" so i said yes. Not loud enough it seemed because he drove past the stop.
So at the redlight we stood up to get off even though it wasn't at an official "stop".
The driver said "I asked if anyone wanted off"
so i said "and i said yes, that's why i pulled the string" as I was leaving the freebee bus.
I wouldn't have pulled the string if i didn't want off there. The driver was the one who turned off the signal. Why else would I have pulled it? To listen to the pleasant ding?
Anyway, interesting 5 minute ride.
Friday, November 9, 2007
man do i wish!
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Read me a story pops!
Thursday, November 8, 2007
It's about that time again
I'll tell you right now that I'm sore. I got a pmnomia shot monday and my arm has been in pain ever since. and then on my other arm i have this dandy
which is awesome, but that leaves me sleeping on my back, which i hate doing.
i had a dream last night that i was having another baby. It was kinda sad because i wasn't excited about it, more resigned to my fate. So, I'm glad that i actually can't have anymore. I don't ever want to feel so lack luster about my offspring.
Then I woke up this morning and my Moon cycle had started. so i'm all sore around the phlopian tubes.
Speaking of moon cycles and fertility. for you ladies who are done birthing children and are terrible about birth control, let me introduce you to . that's what i did. it's great.
blarg, i need coffee. I'm going to go get some now. Love you all! (sure i do....)
Friday, October 26, 2007
Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa, back this shit up!
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The parents of Madeleine McCann have released artist's impressions of the man they think abducted their daughter.
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The images were drawn from the eyewitness account of one of the couple's friends, Jane Tanner, who was with them the night the four-year-old disappeared in Portugal.
They depict a man of southern European or Mediterranean appearance holding a child.
The man is drawn by the artist with greasy, straggly hair, wearing a purple or maroon top and beige chinos. He is aged about 35 to 40, 5ft 6in (1.7m) tall, and of slim build.
Crucially, the child, with her legs dangling, is wearing the same pyjamas as Madeleine on the evening of May 3.
To ensure accuracy, where Jane Tanner could not be certain, the artist left details blank.
The McCann's spokesman, Clarence Mitchell, said the release of the images was given the "tacit approval" of Portuguese police.
Mr Mitchell said: "This is another important phase of our investigation into Madeleine's abduction and we hope that this picture will be a very important reminder to anyone who was in the area on that night who may have seen this man.
"We believe that this was Madeleine being carried away by a man from the apartment, so we place great importance on having these pictures produced.
"Anyone who knows this man should contact our confidential phone line immediately."
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Okay....so, what you are telling me is that one of the McCanns friends saw a man carry off a child with the same PJ's as Maddie and did nothing? WHAT? WHAT? !!! I don't even know where to begin!!! ARG! What is wrong with these people? Is it the Brits or just this particular group of morons?
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Oh Goodness
so, what to talk about today? hmmm....Good think my mission 101 doesn't go into effect until November 1st. I'm not doing so well.
Gawl. I had a terrible personal moment today. I went out side for my lunch break. and there was this old homeless woman not doing much of anything around the subway. I had five dollars in my pocket. And yet, I could not find the courage to go up to her and ask if she wanted a sandwhich. I'm such a coward.
I did pick up someone's name badge/building key and return it to them. that involved more courage on my part than I usually put forth. But why couldn't i get that lady a hot meal? I wanted to. She needed it. I looked right at her, but I couldn't be brave enough to form the words. I think she knew i wanted to ask.
That makes it worse.
I can't get my snake to eat.
I think he has mites. I'll have to soak both him and Ami.
On the upside, Bathroom Bunny has proven to be a fairly good pet. He goes pooty and pee in his kennel. So there is almost no clean up. We plan on switching to a litter box soon for even less clean up. I highly recommend Bathroom Bunnies to everyone.
As for the dogs...
They bark way too much. But are still quite sweet. I just don't know what to do with them.
Any suggestions?
Thursday, October 18, 2007
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Wednesday, October 17, 2007
The Mission should you chose to accept it....
I'm borrowing this idea and format from Angel…okay not so much borrowing as stealing with presumed premission.
Anyway, maybe if I have a list I can get my life in order. Lets see.
The
The Criteria: Tasks must be specific with a result that is either measurable or clearly defined. Tasks must also be realistic and stretching (ie. represent some amount of work on your part). Cross them off as you do them, and add the dates. Include the date you started the list and the finishing date. (You can use this to help figure out the finish date.)
Start Date: Thursday November 1, 2007
End Date: Thursday, July 29, 2010
Finance:
001. Pay off credit cards. (hopefully with Tax Refund money)
002. Pay off car loan (or at least half of it)
003. Get six months ahead on house payments.
004. Make a donation of at least $50 to a charity.
005. Save $2 per day for the duration of the mission and deposit into savings account.
006. De-junk my house, many trips to the dump.
007. Use better money management, keep detailed records, use Accounting knowledge.
008. Have a clearly defined Monthly and Yearly home budget.
009. Start paying mom back.
010. Deposit at least $10 a month into both boys savings accounts and pay back what I have taken out in the past..
Health/Beauty:
011. Drink only water (at least 6 glass per day) when thirsty. Juice and milk only with meals.
012. Be healthy and weigh between 135-140 at the end of the mission.
013. Eat out only twice a month (this includes fastfood or dining resturants).
014. Participate in at least one awareness walk every half year.
015. Run a mile in less than 10 minutes.
016. Exercise for at least 20 minutes per day, if finances allow, join a gym.
017. Brush teeth in a.m. & before bed every night for duration of the mission.
018. Whiten teeth.
019. Wash face in a.m. & before bed every night for duration of the mission.
020. Apply lotion in a.m. & before bed every night.
021. Get back into Belly dance, practice at least 10 minutes daily, be a performer by end of mission.
022. Quit nail biting.
023. Have two full sleves of tattoos if finances allow. If not, do what you can.
024. Learn to stand up straight and walk like a confidant attractive lady
025. Get 8 hours of sleep every night and get up on time.
026. Look nice for work everyday.
Hobbies:
027. Master Belly Dance (Tribal Fusion and American Tribal Style)
028. Start and Finish 7 paintings. (acrylic or oil)
029. Fill one whole sketch book with life drawings.
030. Fill another sketch book with still lifes.
031. Do pastel poitraits of both boys.
032. Fill yet another sketch book with imaginative images.
033. Have a killer portfolio.
034. Fill one more sketch book with cartoon images for childrens book.
035. Finish fantasy adventure novel.
036. make no less then 5 volumes of children's books.
037. Read at least 2 books a month.
038. Every quarter year allow someone else to pick out a book for me to read.
039. Every quarter year read a book that is educational.
040. Sew my own really kick ass bedroom stuff.
041. Blog daily.
042. Decorate my house uniquely, whimzically, and thriftily.
043. Start a family tree.
044. Learn to swing dance.
045. Make and keep up a garden.
Education:
046. Take some art classes.
047. Look into getting bachelors. (in something…I need to pick)
048. Learn another language.
Family/Relationships:
049. Adopt or be ready for adoption.
050. Be in a secure, happy, loving relationship.
051. Be an even better mom.
052. Be a better daughter.
053. Have family portraits done.
054. Have portraits done of all kids (my generation) together for parents.
055. Have homework time with boys each evening during the school year.
056. Go on trips/adventures with my kids and make travel jars/books/boxes for each journey.
057. Express my gratitude to family more solidly than I do.
058. Make better efforts to visit friends and family.
059. Reconnect with some old friends.
060. Be active as a family.
061. Eat dinner at the kitchen table as a family every night for one month.
062. Go on a "date" with just my boys once a month.
063. Learn to go with the flow and relax.
064. Take family to church regularly.
065. Read a book to the boys every night. Pick something long with no pictures and read a chapter every night.
066. Establish and maintain a “chore chart” for all household members.
067. Write one letter each week to a friend or family member out of town.
068. Spend one day with sisters every quarter year.
Purchases:
069. Buy a projector.
070. Buy a couch.
071. Buy/obtain all new bathroom towels, including a set for guests.
072. Buy holiday decorating stuff.
073. Buy a really nice set of cookwear.
074. Buy a bookshelf or two…or twenty…
075. Buy a Flemish Giant.
076. Buy a family vacation.
Other:
077. Renovate new home.
078. Rock the vote.
079. Attend my 10 year high school reunion in June 2011 and look rockin'.
080. Have people over on a more regular basis.
081. Pray everyday.
082. Read & ponder one Bible verse per day.
083. Make dinners ahead of time and freeze.
084. Send out a Christmas newsletter updating the family on my boys, include pictures and christmas card..
085. Find at least one thing a day that makes me happy and record it for a year
086. Do dishes daily.
087. Wash one load of laundry per day.
088. See one show every month and buy a t-shirt.
089. Turn off tv and computer for one week straight.
090. Print all photos on disk using free promotions
091. Keep clutter off of the kitchen table and desk.
092. Learn better time management.
093. Help Owen everyday to speak clearly and confidently.
094. Teach Fletcher a "big" word every month(not only speaking but how to read and write it.)
095. Make gifts for people.
094. Be thrifty.
095. Make home more energy efficient.
096. See a musical at the
097. Adopt a child from the “Angel Tree”
098. Have about 20 button up shirts, 10 dress slacks, and 5 pairs of flats for work. (and that's all!)
099. Make our bed every morning for one month.
100. For every item on list not completed donate $2.
101. Create a new list and begin again!
Saturday, October 13, 2007
You know what i CAN spell?
Just because I'm not of the same religion doesn't mean i wouldn't know how to spell one of your dishes. But thanks for thinking i'm that dumb. Really. I guess us Christians just don't understand.
Thursday, October 4, 2007
Wednesday, October 3, 2007
Love, love, love, love....mmmmmm
Granted, I don't get all the hype because I didn't date around in high school or college. I was with my ex husband (dating and marriage) 7 years. So it really tickles the hell out of me when someone has been dating x amount of days/weeks/months and they "love each other". What really gets me is how moody they get when a fight or break up happens. Dude! You're 20! get over it!
Looking back, I don't think anyone under 22 needs to be in a completely exclusive relationship. Don't roll up into a ball of drama!
It's too easy to drop the L Bomb and not mean it. I'm guilty of it myself. BUT I've learned not too and that's important.
Do you know what it reminds me of when people rave on profile pages about how great and fabulous their guy/girl is? High school. What is more sickening (to me, as this is just my opinion and you know what they say about those) are the girls who make their display name "Bobby's Girl" or "Chris's Love!"....Really....that's your great claim? That is all of who you are? Your parent's never bothered to name you because they knew you'd be a sheep and take on such a lowly title?
Another thing that gets me, and i believe its just because people sling the l word as much as they sling leg, is how every person they are with is "the one" or "the love of my life". Oh get over it.
yeah, i should get over it too. But you know what? YOU'RE READING MY BLOG!
so, yeah, i get to say what i want. Just as the Love Dumb masses still get to say what they want.
I'm not saying in anyway that you can't care about someone deeply. i'm not saying that you can't fall in love that young. But real love doesn't look, act, and sound like the hallmark valentines section.
And there are people who do meet the loves of their lives early on. But i would wager that THAT is EXTREMELY rare.
So, girls, when you are 20 and you start feeling like you love someone, try the phrase "I really care about you" or " I feel so good when I'm around you". And get on some birth control. And when your fella of a year dumps or or cheats on you...YOU ARE ONLY 20 ...and that was just a year. no time at all. Ask the old folks who've been married 60 years.
Boys, you can use the same phrases. But when you are starting to get stressed out because your girl is acting weird or flying off the handle...don't mope about how you thought you'd be with her forever. Girls are crazy, (yes girls, we are), if you weren't expecting it you are a moron. Not every relationship is peaches and cream. And if all she's dated before you are assholes and you treat her nice...she'll most likely dump you if she's young because guess what turns her on? Jerks.
So, Girls, find that female empowerment or what ever, be glad you have your very own identity that is based on YOUR personality, YOUR interests, YOUR skills, YOUR life, and NOT that of the status of being with a man.
Boys, some of you need a kick in the balls just to remind you that you have them.
Right, well, that's my high horse on that. Now to improve myself just a little bit more by observing people and reading their thoughts. Because it's so much easier to identify someone else's splinter and then locate it in myself for removal.
Thursday, September 27, 2007

Help find this child. The police need to know who she is so they can save her. If she looks familar to you please call. It a Police station in navada. MSN gave this contact info:
If you have any information that might help police in this case, you are urged to call Crime Stoppers. That number is 385-5555.
You can view the story:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,298016,00.html
and
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20973893/
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Heroes Season Premier
Wow, did you see that last night? Was it everything we hoped for all summer?
No, but it was still pretty good. I'm a bit disappointed that none of the characters stayed dead. I understand that it doesn't feel good to have your favorite character axed, but on the other hand, it feels way to soap opera-ie to keep raising them from their dooms.
I'm really interested to see how the Hiro thing pans out. I think it's already horribly obvious where that is going. But, I love Hiro so I'm very happy he is getting his very own "coming to" adventure.
As for what occurred in Ireland (it was Ireland right?), sure, we all hoped that the situation was not what it was, but it made sense. That development last night, sure you can pull it off logically, but I don't know. I feel cheated a dramatic death.
Poor Hiro's Dad, he was finally coming back to the light side. Oh well. And Mrs. Petrelli, Oh how I will enjoy her demise.
Lets see...Sorry about Matt and his wife, I guess it had to happen though, who wants to live with a man that can read your mind? besides, that hussy cheated on him.
And beautiful, beautiful Suresh (spelling? eh, it's a blog, sound it out). Clever little thing working with Mr. Bennet.
OMG Claire will have a high school romance with someone who flies just like her daddy! I guess they needed to draw in the teenie boppers. Funny if it turns out to be her brother (Nathan you scallywag!)
Speaking of Nathan, you should be dead too! Where the hell is my tragedy?!
I like the new characters. Hope everyone kept up with the graphic novels over the summer!
Sylar......I'm so pissed you aren't dead...that's what one of the commercials indicated.
He was a great one season psycho. After that its redundant and annoying. I'm ready for that super bad, clever master mind that molly (or whatever her name is) sees in her sleep.
And really, two guys that are trying to save the world have time to raise a little girl? So I suppose halfway through the season we'll get a lesson on DFACS and how to keep a kind of adopted kid.
I don't know. I'm still excited over the season, and I still really enjoyed last night's premier, but I can't help but feel that the sophomore slump is looming ahead, ready to strike. I hope the writers have some serious cadbury bunnies in their hats.


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